I say you take a page from so many unfortunate bloggers out there and post rants about your job here until they fire you. Even if you love your job, just make stuff up. Do it because it's funny, and I say so.Seriously, though, congratulations.
Also, provide a thorough account of your sexual escapades in the work place, like that Washingtonienne chick, who, incidentally, is coming out with a book. I don't really know why that matters, but it's something to think about, nonetheless.
I just got a free copy of the Washingtonienne. It was sitting next to the photocopier in my office. It's an advanced reader's copy... here is the opening paragraph:"Just between us girls, Washington is an easy place to get laid. It's not like I was the prettiest girl in town or anything. I usually wasn't even the prettiest girl in the room. But I can tell you that it wasn't my personality that brought all the boys to the yard."If that doesn't hook you, I don't know what will.
You are delightfully funny! Take a walk on the wild side!Yeah! Righ on!
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