Thursday, May 31, 2007

The future is made of ceramic Muslims who won't degrade

"In the end, only Muslims themselves can defeat the violent radicals," Romney says. "But we must work with them."

Well, then. OK. If you say so, Mitt. But if only the Muslims can defeat the violent radicals, why do we need to increase our troop count by 100,000? Also, coal and oil are soooooo 20th century. How about this ceramic battery thingamajig? or maybe some sweet photovoltaic cells?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I just don't get the Mitt Romney candidacy. Given his flip flop on nearly every issue from his stance as governor to his policy as presidential candidate, how could anyone, even Republicans, trust him to do what he says. Elected officials are supposed to represent their public, but they should at least have a value system that guides them.

Flushy McBucketpants said...

yeah, i can't say i've paid much attention to the republican candidates. but i hope your analysis is right and he'll soon be forgotten. on the other hand, how could voters ignore such a handsome man?