Thursday, June 07, 2007

take a leak on my genius

using nothing but my two hands, various tools and hardware, scraps of
guttering and piping, and my innate ingenuity, i did a particularly
shoddy yet fairly functional job of replacing a gutter the other day.
the old one had a giant piece missing out of it as if a large acid
dispensing reptilian had expectorated on it, and therefore wasn't so
much a gutter as a hole.

3 comments:

Emiko said...

whats reptilian? and exporated?? fine fine, i'll look it up!

Anonymous said...

Ah, the pleasures and wonders of home ownership.

Flushy McBucketpants said...

yeah, remind me never to buy a house... actually it's kind of fun. I mean, I feel like I actually accomplished something, even though, really i didn't do much of anything.