Monday, November 17, 2008

I thieve for you.

best argument i've heard thus far regarding the whole gay marriage crisis (what? it can be a crisis too! everything else is these days—oil crisis; economic crisis; fire crisis; global warming crisis; citigroup crisis; hunger crisis; budget crisis; ham sandwich crisis... i could go on) is over at the flying panda:

As you may have noticed from the last post, I’m none too happy about this whole Prop 8 kerfuffle. See, it pisses me off not just because of the hate, or the apparently comfort a certain segment of the population has with creating a fascist theocracy, or even the balls that some people have to act as if THEY are the ones who should be offended that they are being held responsible for their actions. See, I am also frustrated—and, to be honest, have been for quite some time—because there are so many more important things to do than try to assimilate with a worn out heteronormative religious institution . . . but man, those fucking Mormons have to ruin everything, don’t they. So I’ve come up with a solution for everyone:

Ban STRAIGHT marriage.

3 comments:

Erica said...

oh no, i've leaked the Gay Agenda! Ahh!

Flushy McBucketpants said...

you've leaked it all over teh internets. i'm pretty sure that's public indecency.

Joshua said...

Now people-i.e. Mormons-will know and make everything even harder.

Until they change this insane law, gay people should just keep getting married anyway-which I hope and imagine they are-but call it something else, like I dunno, super marriage. Or extra special religious purity marriage. That'd piss the mormons off good.