... a list in the style of a list from McSweeney's...
I almost married her. She was perfect in every way but one...
...she was dead.
...she was a he.
...she was 23 and I was 12. She was not into preteens.
...she had three elbows.
...she had four elbows.
...she was a Nazi.
...she was made of uranium.
...she did not believe in dinosaurs.
...she was inflatable. Actually, she was perfect. We honeymooned in the Himalayas.
...she was a leper.
...she had no neck.
...she was a silverback gorilla.
Please, feel free to add your own.
2 comments:
will, it has nothing to do with your entry but i quit!! I quit i tell you i quit. well, technically i still work, but i told her i was leavin!
nothing new to report here, oh other than i worked a press conference which was needlessly hell as usual, working under the people that i do, but hey... i'm just exhausted and tired... oh wait they are the same thing. and bitchy. how are you?? I bought tics to fuji rock!! http://www.smash-uk.com/frf06/line-up.html
which is going to be 3 days of awesome.
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