Friday, January 30, 2009

Don't encourage me. This is what happens.

Presenting the convertible segway—a segway that converts into Barack Obama! No one will be able to withstand its cool charms and policy initiatives—you'll always have friends! And it will never lose its balance or balanced reasoning thanks to its thought-powered internal gyroscope. It's the perfect companion and mode of transport.

Fix the economy while commuting to work! End the war on terror while parking! Meet with heads of state and yield for pedestrians at the same time!

You can't go wrong with the fictional Barack Husegway Obama.

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